Thoughts about Liberty and Technology

7 October, 2006

Ig Nobel Awards

Filed under: Funny, Technology — jayus @ 8:01 am

Here you can see the famous Ig Nobel Awards.

MEDICINE: Francis M. Fesmire for his medical case report “Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage”; and Majed Odeh, Harry Bassan, and Arie Oliven for their subsequent medical case report also titled “Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage.”

Steve Jobs against hiccups

 

The patent for hiccups cure should be awarded to Steve Jobs… The Mac is the digital machine that cures hiccups in the first place. (not yet rectal :) )
ORNITHOLOGY: Ivan R. Schwaband and the late Philip R.A. May for exploring and explaining why woodpeckers don’t get headaches.

Woodpeckers with a headache… at last a piece of research that makes sense. In fact I care much more about headaches than how Universe was formed.When the creation of Universe stops giving me a headache maybe I ll think about it again.

BIOLOGY: Bart Knols and Ruurd de Jong for showing that the female malaria mosquito Anopheles gambiae is attracted equally to the smell of limburger cheese and to the smell of human feet.

Even if you can’t get a girlfriend due to unpleasant feet odour, no need to worry. You can get a date named Anopheles gambiae. That’s a cool name. Nobody cares if it’s a mosquito after all.
CHEMISTRY: Antonio Mulet, José Javier Benedito and José Bon and Carmen Rosselló for their study “Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature.”

Ultrasonic velocity of cheddar and temperature? Is there anything we need to know before using this cheese? “This recipe is gonna blow you away! “

(Steve Jobs was talking about transition to Intel CPUs, in WWDC 2006)

5 October, 2006

Quotes for Programmers

Filed under: Funny, Technology — jayus @ 10:15 am

 

I think I have at sometime listened to better than these, but they re still nice.

Quotes for Programmers
there’s a link for other quotes too.

My favorites:

Physics is the universe’s operating system. (Steven R Garman)

What is a crash? A paranormal phenomenon? Is this the “magic” of Windows?

1943 I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. (Thomas Watson of IBM)

That’s a classic.

1988 I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all times. (Bill Gates)

That’s nice PR. What was he trying to do ?

1994 I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years. (Bill Gates)
rofl

1995 To see tomorrow’s PC, look at today’s Macintosh. (BYTE Magazine)

Kind of right.Macs are beautiful. Reborn after 2001…

4 October, 2006

How to shoot yourself in the foot

Filed under: Funny, Technology — jayus @ 9:58 pm

Very funny but only for coders …

How to shoot yourself in the foot

My personal favorites:

Shoot Foot
Assembly
You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After that’s done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.

ASP.NET
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

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